tweet

to thrust one's manhood into the anal or oral orifice of another male. STRAIGHT UP. PERIOD.!!!!!!!!!!!!

You would be the one to tweet out of all the people i know.

by urbannozzler April 1, 2009

Tweet Twat

A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about

joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat

by Johnnybertone November 30, 2011

Booty Tweet

The act of using Twitter to "tweet" a booty call.

Douche 1: I haven't gotten any in a long time.

Douche 2: You should "booty tweet" Michelle.

Douche 1: Good idea, BRO!

by Frothboy March 3, 2009

tweet at me

another way of saying "get at me" on Twitter. or "follow me on twitter"

i'm on twitter, tweet at me!

by dr0ppabiiitch May 11, 2009

booty tweet

the act of sending a tweet via the pressure of your booty onto your phone in your back pocket

@lancearmstrong Whoops, sorry about the booty tweet.5 minutes ago from Tweetie

@lancearmstrong @@@@@@@D@d00 085
29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

by hybuirr March 11, 2009

Tweet

The fart-like sound emitted through the male genitalia, much like the female "queef"

I tweeted in her mouth.

by loudaaa January 7, 2010

Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 6, 2022