turkington

puttnam's last name!!!!

putnam turkington
laugh wid me homie!!!!

by sdfghji June 25, 2008

turdling

tiny shit

Person A:HA HA
Person B:Oh you must be clearly laughing at that turdling you did in the bog
Person A:ye good guess

by V3NN3R April 11, 2009

turning leafs

in the act of anally satisisfying your partner with your tounge

what took you guys so long? were you turning leafs?

by cyfy42690 October 4, 2012

Turdfing

The desperate urge to crap when no toilet is handy and having to use the nearest garden/lawn.

Barry. I really need a shit.

Dave. Nip into that garden and give the lawn a good turdfing.

by gotgcoalman July 9, 2016

Turdongler

Someone who would poop out a turd into an appropriate receptacle and then put their dong into it

What the fuck are you doing you filthy Turdongler?

by Xi0s July 17, 2016

turping

It is simply the act/event of turning up.

^Also know as getting krunk.

I'LL BE TURN UPTING TONIGHT AT THIS PARTY MAN OR SHOULD I SAY TURPING

by Megasonicpoptarts January 1, 2017

Tudding

The word Tudding derives form British-British-English pudding, a kind of food that can be either a dessert or a savory dish and tea (dinner).
In the act of tea for pudding (Tudding) the entrée and main meal are intentionally avoided.
Other synonyms for Tudding are tud, the tud, tuds. These words are most commonly used when one is having actually tea at tea time with their pudding (TnT)

"Oi Harry, will you be joinin" for some tea & tuds at mine?"
"Blimey Jeeves! Tudding today again? You're one unhealthy bastard innit?"

by Dr Hopscotchkins December 24, 2017