tomstep

taking any song and replacing the "I", "me" or any other word in the first person with "TOM"

I want to hold your hand, The Beatles.
Tomstep version
Oh yeah, Tom he'll tell you something
Tom thinks you'll understand
When Tom says that something
Tom wants to hold your hand

I Kissed a Girl, Katy Perry
Tom kissed a Tom and he liked it
The taste of Toms cherry chapstick
Tom kissed a Tom just to try it
Tom hopes his boyfriend wont mind it

by tomstepfan2011 November 13, 2011

tomsa

A term used to describe a ginger who is sun burned and who is denial of his homosexuality...

What a Tomsa, he definitely likes guys

by Harald Instar January 5, 2018

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

Tpose Sucking

The act of performing a Tpose whilst have your toes simulateneously sucked.

"Don't worry my son, Tpose Sucking can be used to assert your dominance within any school environment"

by Dibba Nying Memes July 7, 2018

Tpose Sucking

The act of performing a Tpose whilst simultaneously having your toes sucked.

"Don't worry my son, Tpose Sucking can be used to assert your dominance in any school environment"

by Dibba Nying Memes July 7, 2018

TomSexual

A Male known as Tom Newton who stays up until 1am cos he is hard AF

TomSexual also likes bad Gaming platforms

by hgdwrhml September 21, 2018

Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019