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taking any song and replacing the "I", "me" or any other word in the first person with "TOM"
I want to hold your hand, The Beatles.
Tomstep version
Oh yeah, Tom he'll tell you something
Tom thinks you'll understand
When Tom says that something
Tom wants to hold your hand

I Kissed a Girl, Katy Perry
Tom kissed a Tom and he liked it
The taste of Toms cherry chapstick
Tom kissed a Tom just to try it
Tom hopes his boyfriend wont mind it
tomstep by tomstepfan2011 November 13, 2011
Words you can keep
When one wobbles one's belly to the tune of a dubstep track, be it an actual track or an impromptu acapella version.
"Let's play some tumstep!" *grabs belly* " Wob wob wob wob wob*
Tumstep by MC Tumstep March 23, 2011
complete utter noob.. -_- <-- tomster eyes
omg im the best.. you cant beat me
tomster by leet August 27, 2003

Toastephobia 

Toast•e•phobia
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.
Person 1: Why do both of your feet look like toasted slivers of bread??
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.

Tomster! 

A really amazing guy. Truly outstanding. Spinach. Cheese. Ham. Great sense of humor. A pog person in general. Nice sense of humor. Comforting. Caring. Funny. A great singer. Best lobster.
Tomster! Tommeroo! Tom! Tom!
Tomster! by cooter tooter October 5, 2021
hmm there goes tomster so sexy
heh baby give me kiss
tomster by brighteyes November 10, 2004
Toystep is typically 120 - 140 bpm and consist of low resolution synths and basses to produce a cliche computer game sound. Some artist have also been know to experiment with children's toy instruments as a way of emphasizing the toy element of the genre..
Main Toystep Artists:

Partyshank

Illegal Music

Toys with Knives

Shirobon

Scarfy

Zootey
Toystep by Illegal Music Records December 2, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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