Some big fat dyke dick head who takes it up the ass always smoking drugs and speaks like ablack man and has an iq of a banana that has been up a mans ass
by Townie yhater April 6, 2004
Get the Towniemug. the little shits that puts the english culture to shame (even though, our culture would still is full of bullshit without them, but hey, thats what happens when the left wing is so far left its pratically fucking right...)
you stupid little dick heads, cant you see your digging your own grave. You go on about us being middle class knobs, and "what du yu no u chat shit." i would advise firstly if you want to be taken seriously, expand your vocabulary to more than just "fu*koff" and "c***", and secondly, when trying to put across your not-even-considered-view on your crappy little "cultured" manners, you use grammer. oh, wait, you were probally truenting that english lesson...
by sweetpeabrain January 2, 2004
Get the towniemug. local scum who hang around the railings wearing ill fitting tracksuits, one nike glove and one of them crap nike hats on top of their head. they mainly spend all day smoking and harassing passer bys. they also never attend school as they are little fuckers and make everyones lives a misery. townies are the scum of the earth and should all be killed theres no doubt about it. they waste there live inbreeding and robbing and trying to be black people, mainly gangster cunts.
the bingham railing crew who stand all day smoking and drinking whilst odeling passer bys for money and fags, then beat up people for no apparent reason but to impress each other
by john December 5, 2003
Get the townymug. by Atrocity January 8, 2004
Get the towniemug. townys are the local people of scutty areas. They normally wear shiny shell suit or tracksuit tops, cheap jewellery from Netto and shout "Ow you daft cunt"
by Andy Turner and Chris Bayliss June 27, 2003
Get the Townymug. Townies r losers
they can be classed as toiletpaper cos i wud relli like 2 wipe mi ass with them ,filthy pikey pricks...
they can be classed as toiletpaper cos i wud relli like 2 wipe mi ass with them ,filthy pikey pricks...
Townie: come on then u crusty beetch!
Grunger: u talkin 2 me?
Townie: yeh man! i cud ave u anyday!
Grunger: relli, well den come over ere and gimmie wut u got fucker
*townie walks over and throws punch at grunger which hits him in the mouth*
Grunger: oh im sorri, have u started?
Townie: yeh man i can see u cryin!
Grunger: cryin? wut the fuck?
*grunger, in a flash of lightning, smashes fist into townies face*
Townie: i'm gonna get mi mum on u!
*townie runs away crying*
AHHH....HEAVEN...
Grunger: u talkin 2 me?
Townie: yeh man! i cud ave u anyday!
Grunger: relli, well den come over ere and gimmie wut u got fucker
*townie walks over and throws punch at grunger which hits him in the mouth*
Grunger: oh im sorri, have u started?
Townie: yeh man i can see u cryin!
Grunger: cryin? wut the fuck?
*grunger, in a flash of lightning, smashes fist into townies face*
Townie: i'm gonna get mi mum on u!
*townie runs away crying*
AHHH....HEAVEN...
by ..::T.. January 8, 2005
Get the Towniesmug. Townies are the reason that you fail your Driveing test, breack your finger, loose your phone. They are a bunch of mindless Zombies looking for a fight evin if u ask them for the time. when i find the 1 who mugged my little brother i'll show him wot its like to have a "Ruck" at a ratio of 10:2. Befor you die theres 1 thing you should try "Townie Bashing" go on, c how they like it.
townie: "Yo, Bruv, inni' u go' a fukin siggi ? "
normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak"
townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! "
normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....."
*smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!"
Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak"
townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! "
normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....."
*smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!"
Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
by Jez-TOWNIE_BASHING March 7, 2005
Get the Towniemug.