townie

Like to laugh at other peoples miss fortunes, e.g tripping over a crub, stumbling in the slightest, and so on and so forth. Like to be seen in large crowds of people, all wearing the same dirty nike trainers and tracksuit outfits. Some of the tallented ones MAY be able to string two words together that have further meaning than 'fuck off' and might be able to come out with somthing more intelegent to say than to start talking about some ones mother, who the USUALLY will not have even met.

Townie: 'OH go suck ya mom!'

by georgia January 21, 2004

towny

local scum who hang around the railings wearing ill fitting tracksuits, one nike glove and one of them crap nike hats on top of their head. they mainly spend all day smoking and harassing passer bys. they also never attend school as they are little fuckers and make everyones lives a misery. townies are the scum of the earth and should all be killed theres no doubt about it. they waste there live inbreeding and robbing and trying to be black people, mainly gangster cunts.

the bingham railing crew who stand all day smoking and drinking whilst odeling passer bys for money and fags, then beat up people for no apparent reason but to impress each other

by john December 5, 2003

townie

the little shits that puts the english culture to shame (even though, our culture would still is full of bullshit without them, but hey, thats what happens when the left wing is so far left its pratically fucking right...)

you stupid little dick heads, cant you see your digging your own grave. You go on about us being middle class knobs, and "what du yu no u chat shit." i would advise firstly if you want to be taken seriously, expand your vocabulary to more than just "fu*koff" and "c***", and secondly, when trying to put across your not-even-considered-view on your crappy little "cultured" manners, you use grammer. oh, wait, you were probally truenting that english lesson...

by sweetpeabrain January 2, 2004

townie

Someone who lives in Allenton, Alvaston or other shitty parts of Derby.

"Don't go to Allenton its fulla townies!"

by Atrocity January 8, 2004

Towny

townys are the local people of scutty areas. They normally wear shiny shell suit or tracksuit tops, cheap jewellery from Netto and shout "Ow you daft cunt"

"You scruffy bag headed towny bastard"

by Andy Turner and Chris Bayliss June 27, 2003

Townies

Townies r losers
they can be classed as toiletpaper cos i wud relli like 2 wipe mi ass with them ,filthy pikey pricks...

Townie: come on then u crusty beetch!
Grunger: u talkin 2 me?
Townie: yeh man! i cud ave u anyday!
Grunger: relli, well den come over ere and gimmie wut u got fucker
*townie walks over and throws punch at grunger which hits him in the mouth*
Grunger: oh im sorri, have u started?
Townie: yeh man i can see u cryin!
Grunger: cryin? wut the fuck?
*grunger, in a flash of lightning, smashes fist into townies face*
Townie: i'm gonna get mi mum on u!
*townie runs away crying*
AHHH....HEAVEN...

by ..::T.. January 8, 2005

Townie

a lazy inhabitant of any campus town or any city who engages in activities involving chocolate-milk, shower-crowding, pretzel tying, being an all around idiot, and sucking syrup.

That guy is being a real townie idiot.

What is this chocolate-milk drinking townie fuck doing in my kitchen?

by BulletBottle December 1, 2009