tased

A word used to describe people who are stunned or utterly lost in a situation or conversation

Fuck is Mary a tased bitch, she has no idea what's going on!

by Eh-eh-Ron April 12, 2014

Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

Tased

When you’re pressed/mad

I’m so tased that I didn’t get to fuck her last night

by Bmkmc February 6, 2019

toledo mudhen

The act of taking a dump on your partner's chest during sex. However it differs from a cleveland steamer, mainly by the texture of the aforementioned dump. If it is runny and nasty like a summer day in Toledo, then you have yourself a Toledo Mudhen.

I meant to leave the Cleavland Steamer, but I had a giant burrito and a milk shake for lunch, so she got the Toledo Mudhen instead.

by PlayaHaight August 1, 2006

pidgeon toed

someone that walks as if their big toes have been tied together by a slightly tight rope

look at that loser walk pidgeon toed lets throw eggs at him

by spencerrr September 30, 2006

tossed my salad

Licking another's Ass. Also known as Analingus.

Your mom tossed my salad!

by Southernguy January 17, 2014

Tossed A Whitey

When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.

"Hoover tossed a whitey after Benny pulled one for him."

by Fritz The Kat October 5, 2005