Toolbox

Someone being douchier than a tool.

Tom: You can get something from the store.
Sarah: I’m gonna buy this keyboard!
Tom (at home): WTH i never said you could get something!
Jimmy: Tom is more than a tool, he’s a goddamn toolbox!

by Arandomboi February 26, 2018

Toolitis

The condition of having too many software tools. The tendency to create or buy a different software tool for every need.

It is impossible to integrate the many tools in this company because we have toolitis.

Origin:

Old English tōl

Latin Greek -itis

by nslonim June 5, 2018

Toolin

When niggas start shooting.

I was at the hotdog stand and them grove street broke bois started toolin

by Was shot at recently September 9, 2018

toolbox scale

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.

Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)

10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers

Those seismic workers are weird, but they rank higher than tree planters on the Toolbox Scale.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018

TOOLOW

ANY person, thing or animal that behaves,acts, sounds or appears TOOLOW for an expected outcome

He and his behaviors and dress are "TOOLOW' to accept as normal.

by CALBOY1 July 3, 2019

toolongkissamitus

when you kiz a qt 2 much

damn that boa got toolongkissamitus

by toolongkissamitus12 December 7, 2019

Toolbox

AKA United States of America, Inc.

44 dozen people sitting around, clicking on phones, all alone, waiting to make Rockefeller more money. America is such a toolbox!

by tool or die usa February 3, 2020