Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.

“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."

by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018

Ostrich

Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly

This is an ostrich

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

Serial Ostrich

Serial Ostrich: An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals

YOU: What is a Serial Ostrich
ME: Basically a kangaroo but Ostrich
YOU: ???

by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020

Ostriching

When the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. Then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her ass in the air.

The sex was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. So I decided to try Ostriching .

by Killitandgrillit August 10, 2015

Ostrich

big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly

"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021

Emus & Ostriches

Emus and Ostriches have the best friendship and make so many good memories

Emus & Ostriches are so cute

by livs best friend January 13, 2021

Frosty Ostrich

The act of fuckin' doggystyle in an igloo and shoving your partner's head through the igloo wall upon final thrust.

"Bro, Gabby came over last night. I hit her with that pelvic thrust in the igloo. When it was all said and done, I gave her the ol' Frosty Ostrich."

by Frostyostrichfounder January 8, 2025