prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.

McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

Ugly-Oyster

A sexual act in which a man and woman scissor legs while the man rubs his anus on the compliant female's vagina in a scissored position until climax is attained. Flatulence and defecation are usually involved as enhancements to the act.

Obsessed with filthy sex, Joanna can only climax during an ugly-oyster.

by oystermaster July 02, 2013

Oyster Soup

The act of performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman being interrupted by her water breaking.

I was going down on Pregnant Peggy when her water broke. Oyster soup all over my face.

by TheBrettMan April 05, 2011

Lil Oyster

The sexiest rapper of all time. He destroys all of the pussies. He frequently murders Foggy Bob with his lusty words that are full of meaning

Thot 1 "Lil Oyster is so hot"
Thot 2 "He makes me wet every time"

by Bigpimpdaddy69 January 11, 2019

whistling oyster

a pussy that's been peen pounded sooo hard, that its just quivering. and if you listen really closely you can hear the ocean!... no joke, try it some time.

god damn i fucked the shit out of Crissie last night, I gave her, just the meanest whistling oyster!

by John Q. Rape April 18, 2010

oyster wallet

term used in reference to a vagina, specifically one painted with semen

"Hey sweetheart! thats a juicy oyster wallet you got there."

by D. Albertson February 07, 2008

Oyster Drop

A variation of the Clam Slam. A female equivalent to the Tea bag.

I cannot believe that girl oyster dropped me after crushing my brain piece with her rifle butt. Shows a lack of respect.

by Party_kill December 29, 2010