The dummy end

The end of the measuring tape that starts at zero. All an individual has to do is hold the "dummy end", while the other person stretches out the measuring tape and does the actual measuring. Commonly used to describe a complete moron that is incompetent at a given task.

Roger: Uhh Scott I noticed you ate your steak with a knife and spoon earlier, so why don't you hold the dummy end of the measuring tape and I'll measure.
Scott: Cool..!

Justin: Man, did you see Mr. MacCormack the other day shoveling his driveway!? He was using a fuckin' icepick!
Tristan: Haha yeah, he definitely holds the dummy end

by FWSScontact January 7, 2013

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

End the Drought

This word means to have sex after a long period of time has gone by since one has engaged in sexual intercourse. This is normally used for males referring to the wetness of a vagina would be quenching the thirst or "Ending the Drought" of their penis, but this could also go for women too, as they would be ending the drought after becoming extremely aroused after a long duration without sexual interaction.

Male #1: Hey man, I see you've been talkin' to Stacy, what's goin' on with that?
Male #2: Oh yeah, I was goin' to End the Drought last night, but she was on her period.
Male #1: DAAAAAYUUUUUMMM.....

Female #1: Man, my boyfriend finally Ended the Drought last night, I don't think I've ever been so wet in my life!
Female #2: ....I'm gettin' really tired of your shit.

by PMTB August 31, 2013

i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south

An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA

"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."

by Christie Malry October 9, 2006

the living end

Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.

"Oh Jackie, you are the living end!"

Meaning: "Oh Jackie, you are so outrageous!"

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

The Living End

The Living End are not a punk band. They play their own style of rock inspired by punk, 50's rock, rockabilly and numerous other music styles.

The current members are Chris Cheney (Guitar, Vocals), Scott Owen (Double Bass) and Andy Strachan (Drums).

They have recently released 'State Of Emergency', their fourth full length album.

They are all very talented musicians in their own right, and together as a band, they are awesome.

Chris! Scott! Andy!

THE LIVING END!

by highway to mel April 14, 2006

Built like the gable end o' a fiver

Someone who is slim built like the thin end of a five pound note.

Person 1: "are you going for a run"
Person 2: "no a dinnae dae that, you dinnae need tae either, yer built like the gable end o' a fiver

by Cami Campbell March 4, 2017