tea wanker

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!

by wanking January 18, 2018

Herpies Tea

A very weak tea, as made by people in the office who drink out of rubbish mugs that look like they've never been washed

Tony: hey, did katie make you a tea?
Paul: yeah, it was a proper Herpies tea....

by hamboner2013 March 27, 2013

tea canister

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?

by Craq September 12, 2005

Tea Channel

A type of YouTube channel that reports on the latest news and gossip on the internet, know for creating drama within many community's. These YouTube channels are different from commentary channels because they are generally more opinionated than commentary channels although they overlap.

Have you seen the latest controversy on YouTube it was overblown due to tea channels reporting on it.

by mikegent June 27, 2021

A current A tea

A rip off of a 'popular' t.v news show called 'A current a fair' that no one likes.

JerOmee: Have you heard of that new show called 'A current A tea'?
CamOron: You mean the news/tea show a bunch of ugly looking kids made?
JerOmee: Yes!
CamOrOn: OMG, I LOVE THAT SHOW.

by Squidwordscooldaddy January 10, 2020

Tea toweling

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.

My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.

by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019

tea trade

An agreement by two or more parties to meet and exchange separate pieces of tea.

Adam has tea that he refuses to spill. We should propose a tea trade with him.

by Tboiz May 29, 2021