A person or a group of people who has no clue and almost always makes the wrong decision. The failure of a Tard Taco is almost inevitable. If a Tard Taco succeeds, it is usually as the result of dumb luck, or the success of others.
by Aldeuce February 10, 2015
Get the Tard Tacomug. A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.
When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.
by benthrer March 23, 2008
Get the book of tardmug. A user of the 4chan board 'politically incorrect,' which was initially created as a containment board for far-right extremist users. /pol/ tards are know to derail any and all threads with BBC white coping memes, Jewish overlord conspiracy theories and general political trolling. They are easy to spot in other threads/forms because of their weak baiting attempts, and are generally loathed by the majority of anons.
Anon 1: Can Americans explain to me how bacteria is Life on Mars but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth?
Anon 2: Gtfo /pol/tard. The thread has nothing to do with abortion.
Anon 2: Gtfo /pol/tard. The thread has nothing to do with abortion.
by jiffygif September 9, 2020
Get the /pol/tardmug. (Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.
Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006
Get the E tardedmug. Derived from "tard" (from "mental retardation": a formerly common, but now considered derogatory, term for learning disabilities or other cognitive deficits) and "Teflon" (a brand of synthetic resin used for non-stick coatings), "tard teflon" refers to the uncanny ability of many a moron to avoid serious or lasting consequences for their poor decisions.
Alex managed to tard teflon their way out of prison time for driving under the influence, instead being slapped with a small fine and put on a year's probation.
by pplolpp January 6, 2022
Get the tard teflonmug. by joes wifey! March 15, 2007
Get the hoe-tardmug. Someone so reliant on their car GPS system that they use it even though they know the route. Some people are so reliant they need their GPS to find their way out of their driveway. Those who become severely addicted may eventually lose their sense of direction entirely.
"My dad's such a GPS-tard that he uses it when he goes to the wallmart."
"Who's that GPS-tard holding up traffic?" ...HONK
"Who's that GPS-tard holding up traffic?" ...HONK
by brawnylicious July 14, 2009
Get the GPS-tardmug.