swollen

Actually Pronounced "Swole" Meaning musclular

That MoFucka was swole.

by SKYMAN June 20, 2003

Swologamy

The practice of working out, or getting swole, with only one partner.

Morgan only works out with Brad because he believes in swologamy.

by HungryCaleb February 10, 2015

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

Swallow

What your mom should've done.

cum blowjob penis cock suck dick swallow

by Kenzin December 19, 2010

Betty Swollocks

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"

by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006

swallow

What a woman does when she wants a man to marry her. Swallow his spunk, pick up his used underwear and cook him a steak and you're 75% of the way to an engagement ring.

When Sally swallowed Harry's load, he knew she was the one.

by FIshy~~ March 27, 2009

swollen hatchet wound

another term for a female vagina

I slipped it in her swollen hatchet wound.

by Twisted February 27, 2003