swiss cake

a cake made entirely of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls.

"dude, what's that?"
"it's a swiss cake, doofus."

by viva la j.a.f. December 9, 2007

Swiss cheese

Used to describe a horrible goalie.

EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.

by mattdude255 September 4, 2016

Swiss Roll

The mixture of semen and feces that comes about from taking a shit on a woman's chest, tit-fucking her, and then climaxing into the center of the shit.

"Dude, Check out this video -
Ellen Degeneres totally ate his swiss roll!"

by MaccabeeWarrior August 1, 2012

Swiss Goggles

A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.

Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.

by Tony November 7, 2003

Swiss biscuit

A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.

After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.

by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014

Swiss guard

The papal guard based in Vatican city. Don't let their colorful ceremonial dress uniforms fool you, they are an elite fighting force. They all have training in the Swiss army and are part of the smallest standing army in the world, although the main crime in Vatican City is pick pocketing. They were first commissioned by Pope Julius II. Their uniforms are covered in yellow and orange stripes and they wear silver helmets with a red plume on it. They also carry long spears and can be seen guarding highly protected areas of Vatican city that are restricted and only open to employees of the Vatican.

The Swiss Guard almost arrested me for going the wrong way, good God those guys are tough.

by American Abroad October 15, 2012

dick swiss

A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.

I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.

by detachable_penis17 January 13, 2011