swiss cake

a cake made entirely of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls.

"dude, what's that?"
"it's a swiss cake, doofus."

by viva la j.a.f. December 9, 2007

Swiss cheese

Used to describe a horrible goalie.

EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.

by mattdude255 September 4, 2016

Swiss Roll

The mixture of semen and feces that comes about from taking a shit on a woman's chest, tit-fucking her, and then climaxing into the center of the shit.

"Dude, Check out this video -
Ellen Degeneres totally ate his swiss roll!"

by MaccabeeWarrior August 1, 2012

Swiss Goggles

A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.

Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.

by Tony November 7, 2003

dick swiss

A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.

I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.

by detachable_penis17 January 13, 2011

Orgasmically Swiss

An adjective used to describe something that is sexually "cool" or "desired" and is of extremely high quality. Since the Swiss make such high quality and durable products (i.e Swiss Army Knife) saying something is "orgasmically swiss" is expressing the awesome nature of such a sexual and high quality noun.

Bro that $25 condom with extra lube and built in vibrator is so orgasmically Swiss.

by Monsieur Syfillus April 2, 2011

Swiss biscuit

A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.

After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.

by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014