Swedish Fish

A prime example of the Swedish spirit. To make so much, with so little. Red candies with one singular taste, that never the less remain absolutely delicious from start to finish. Seriously, I'd eat a Swedish bitches herps if she told me they were Swedish Fish.

"Go grab me some Swedish Fish, you fuckin' prick."

by Dr. Goodethyme, PHd. March 6, 2007

Swedish Helicopter

An daringly acrobatic sex position on a bed, where a dude stands his hoe up upside-down on her shoulders & the back of her neck, as he criss-crosses her open legs standing up, then blasts her in a downward thrusting position!

After she finished huffing my DONG, I tossed that bith into a swedish helicopter position, just as the fuckin ceiling fan smashed me in the back of the head.

by The Backdoor Matador October 27, 2008

swedish

1. The language swedes speak.
2. Kind of Sweet

Origins: Sweet-ish=swedish

1. I couldn't understand them. They were speaking swedish.
2. That movie was swedish.

by jerrythecow April 18, 2006

Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005

swedish

used to describe an object or event that was hot, happening, sexy, (or three all combined)

that night was swedish
swedish! (to mean sounds good)
we were so swedish last game

by phil October 29, 2004

Swedish Twatkins

The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.

After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.

by GMS LAX May 6, 2009

swedish role

the opposite of a sour role
usually involing an attractive female or sweets

Gario played a swedish role by swindeling his date into skipping the dinner and movies they planned and hanging out at his house where he then proceeded to give her thee ol' Donnie B.

by Charles Swanson May 13, 2005