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faux swear 

A word or phrase used in replacement of a real @&$*ing swear word. For example, “Crap, Shucks, Son of a Fork, etc.”
My mom says I can’t say the f-word, so I use faux swears instead.
faux swear by DJ Kran August 16, 2018

Christian Swear 

The thing that christian servers hate, it is also banned in church too. It's like cussing but for Christians.
Harry: Go to hell!
Ben: Did you just say a christian swear?

Stinky swear 

When one swears upon the most holiest and sacred honours
Yo Mike said he gave that guy a rusty trombone, I asked for a pinky swear, he gave a stinky swear
Stinky swear by JustinJected February 5, 2022

I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.
Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

Bum-Swear 

To release air from the anus and call it a swear word
(Fart) oops excuse my bum language I just did a bum-swear
Bum-Swear by Jusseppi April 21, 2022

on swear 

sort of like “on god” and “swear” mixed together
i’m not doing this shit on swear
on swear by theogmilkman May 16, 2022