faux swear Share definition Flag A word or phrase used in replacement of a real @&$*ing swear word. For example, “Crap, Shucks, Son of a Fork, etc.” My mom says I can’t say the f-word, so I use faux swears instead. faux swear by DJ Kran August 16, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the faux swear mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch