Swag is the evolutionary compensation mechanism of for the reproduction of idiots. Often women find men who are lacking depth of emotional and intellectual capacity unsuitable for reproduction. These men are mostly filtered out of the gene pool because women will not spawn their babies -which will obviously be unviable. The remaining population of these uneducated, self absorbed males possess the "swag" gene/trait which endows the possessor with simultaneous douchebaggery and sexual desirability. This phenomenon has yet to be explained by science and much of the scientific community is concerned for the future of human progress should this gene be allowed to propagate out of control. Debates in the scientific community have turned toward re-evaluating whether the use of Genomics is an ethical solution to this growing problem.
Admiral Greg: Ben does nothing with his life, has no job, no car, no future, he lives in his mom's basement, and has a growing criminal record... So how the hell is he so popular with the ladies?
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.
by get_smarter July 01, 2013
by Crabby D. July 13, 2013
by StreetMaster January 14, 2009
Dirt weed, usally after smoking you recieve a bad high, headaches, no matter what if u can get nug instead of swag do it! i command you.
by jim belps August 26, 2003
by IHatePickles4Life August 17, 2010
Benefits, perks, free items which are given to celebrities; may include expensive gifts, free meals and exotic vacations, and free or preferred admittance into clubs and events specifically because of status.
Celebrity walks into a jewelry store, admires an item, and the owner gives "swag" (whatever the celebrity has admired) to him or her, just because of who he or she is.
by Calvin Tatsey September 11, 2008