pre-safari

the content you browse to get you aroused and ready to jack off

Yeah, I use Instagram as pre-safari
Need to find something for pre-safari

by KPH529 January 20, 2021

Nissan Safari

The nissan safari will decimate any 4x4 in its way, its stronger than any Landcruiser, and will make any Patrol owner cream themselves, it also has one of the sexiest sounding 4x4 engines out there, the TD42

Joe: What kinda car is that
Mama: More than u can afford pal, Nissan Safari

by unknown_optimus234 September 9, 2021

raw safari

When a couple gets adventurous and decides to spice up their intimate life by attempting to make love in as many diverse, open, and outdoor natural environments as possible - within a 24 hour period.

Dan: "Hey, what happened to you and Jane this weekend? You both look exhausted."
Pedro: "We went on a Raw Safari, man. We made it through the park, beach, and even a cornfield before the sun came up."

Note: This act requires careful planning, a spirit of adventure, and a deep commitment to avoiding park rangers and other unexpected wildlife. Not recommended in areas with high populations of mosquitoes, poison ivy, or curious bystanders.

by Count220 July 15, 2023

Otto Bin Safari

Multiple collisions with streetside rubbish containers, plants or pets during a (typically drunken) drive home after a night out on the town.

We probably should have taken his keys off him before he left the club. I heard he went on one hell of an otto bin safari last night

by Great Leader Internet Guy Esq. August 10, 2010

back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.

"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."

by Fried Cable March 15, 2015

spafa

a term used in australia to describe people who are junky white aussie trash, mainly refering to those who are of english/ango-saxon ethnicity, or of mixed aboriginal & white makeup

see also:
spafer
spaffer
spaffa
spapher
spapha
spaf
spaff
spaph

look at that spafa, what a parosite!

by night prawler May 22, 2005

skafari

1. The blend of skate boarding and safari
2. A hunt for good skate borading spots such as emptied pools

Ross and Jim went on skafari earlier, they found some killer spots.

by Auraka March 9, 2008