Shmagfa

When someone farts during anal sex. We all know these mystical farts exist, and they are much more than a regular fart, and so they must have their own name.

Man, my girl laid a shmagfa on my dick last night and it hurt like hell.

He shmagfaed all over me and it smelled really bad.

by Dr. Establishment October 7, 2010

Smagum Rowe

being lost in the sauce and alone.

He is so retarded. He will be smagum rowe forever.

by Tanker Tommy October 25, 2010

shmagle

An imaginary place.

My friends say I live in shmagle town

by shark barf July 9, 2011

smaggem

A small quantity.

I would like a smaggem of ice cream.

by L.A.S.S. July 1, 2012

Smag

N. Cum, semen, jizz
V. The act of cuming, ejaculation, jizzing

N. Jesus always hated getting smag in his beard.

V. Snake: I heard you're dating the new girl.

Werewolf: If smagging on her face constitutes dating, then you are correct sir.

by WereSnake October 28, 2014

smagmadrop

A drip of sweat from the scrotum that collides with a drip of sweat from the ass crack and forms smagmadrop on the gutch

(Dude1) my gutch is sweaty
(dude2) what the hell
(dude1)reaches in pants and smells and says Wow smagmadrop

by joker 89 May 10, 2015

shmagnum

Yeast that accumulates underneath the foreskin of a man's uncircumcised penis when he isn't very hygenic.

Yo man, do you know Craig? His shmagnum smells fucking dirt.

by unibrowski December 30, 2016