sucker stroking

Saying what someone wants to hear, and know that your lying.

tony told his girl she was the best (sucker stroking), knowing damn well she was not.

by Destiny E December 9, 2008

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

Storming The US Capitol

On January 6th, 2021, an organization of neo-Nazi supporters stormed the US Capitol and passed through 4 levels of security. A racist organization has stormed the US Capitol after Trump made his speech.

Stranger 1: Did you hear about them storming the US Capitol?
Stranger 2: Yeah I definitely heard, why?
Stranger 1: It's on the news.

by emmie_889 January 12, 2021

Scrimming

The act of orally stimulating your partners rectum, while he or she is in the process of deficating. Commonly known as the combination term for skat and rimming.

1. "Spread, your gonna get scrimmed"
2. "I'd rather get caught scrimming my mother than....."
3. "Dude I totally got scrimmed last night", "did you kiss her afterwards?"

by flangelord March 27, 2009

stroking the chicken

Erikas favorite thing to do when alone

When solitary, Erika thinks about tim and starts stroking the chicken

by T Mac July 12, 2003

Streaming

stream-ing

noun U
contrary to Alex's ground breaking discovery, streaming is the upload/download of audio/video data over the interweb in real time. If Alex was to stick a cork in it, sit down in front of a computer & watch some bollox on youtube or something similar, all would become clear (once the stream has stopped buffering).

Alex: Hey, like, i've been streaming all day at school.
Teacher: I hope you weren't streaming DVDs, young Alex!
DMCA bigwig: I'm closing your school down for breach of copyright.

by F.Arkov September 2, 2008

Storming the Castle

"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.

Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.

My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.

by bdjgagarin June 15, 2011