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Ultimate Stranger

When a man paints the nails on his non-dominant hand red, sits on this hand until it goes numb, raises one leg (same side as hand), reaches under raised leg with non-dominant/painted hand and proceeds to jerk off. (the Ultimate Stanger can be performed sitting or standing) GIDDY UP!
When she won't put-out and your sick of the typical jerk session, try the Ultimate Stranger.
by Andy Giddy July 28, 2008
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Jack stranger

When you masturbate with your numb arm you are giving yourself a "Jack Stranger."
I'm horny and lonely.. I think tonight calls for a Jack Stranger!
by Spankamonkey December 8, 2013
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Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Song by the french duo Daft Punk that became a worldwide anthem for amateur video performers and mashupaholics. Just google for videos using that 4 magic words and voilà! Watch'em working.
- You know, man. (fast speaking) They're workin', makin', doin' harder, better, faster, stronger more than ever.

- Over?
by Antonimo55 June 23, 2008
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Syringer

The unofficial ATOT Whipping Boy, constantly ridiculed by forum members for not finishing his infamous spider story (see Syringered).

One day, the AnandTech forum moderators decided to join in the fun and started giving him custom titles, ranging from Junior Member (used for new members with <25 posts; he has over 8000) to Useless User to a Cute Little ..
Syringer: (virtually anything)

some other members: SPIDER (often done with a quote pyramid where each member adds a letter)

sympathizer: Quit harassing Syringer. It's getting old.

somebody else: SPIDER! :P
by ts3433 March 24, 2005
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Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..
Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..
by wl11lam March 26, 2010
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kind stranger

That person who dropped a gold award on yet another post. Seriously how many coins does this guy have?
thanks for the gold kind stranger
by not_dover_ben January 27, 2020
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The Stranger

Step 1: Find a hard surface such as a a Wood Bench or Marble Floor
Step 2: Sit on your Dominant hand, palm down for 5-7 minutes until 88% of feeling or more is lost in that hand
Step 3: Close your eyes, manifesting a pleasurable scenario, then proceed to gratify yourself with your hand in its current numb state

Result: Out of body experience simulating/fantasizing another person administrating hand and or oral* stimulation on yourself.

*Jergens can be used in conjunction with the stranger for simulated oral relief
The Perfect Strangers Balky & Larry exhibited "The Stranger", by sitting on each other hands, then having a pleasurable time proceeding the dance of joy.
by TshirtTank on the Web February 19, 2008
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