step dad

Step dads are dick riders, controlling and black mailing person. They favor there own biological kids and treats the step ones like dirt. They make up dumb rules that only applies to the step kids. They are losers, drop outta high school idiots who can't do anything but bully the step kids. They make your moms life a living hell and sometimes you just wish they were never even born. Plus they act like there your actually dad that is the " who ARE you moment" Dick riders swear to life.

Friend: "whats up gurl"

Me: "nothing just my step dad a full-time dick rider man..."

Friend: "word too.."

by ThatGirlReaper October 4, 2017

Steeplejack

A person skilled in working at heights, primarily for restoration work on church steeples and spires, clock towers, or other tall buildings and has a certain skill set including masonry, (block, brick, stone and cement), carpentry, painting, waterproofing, roofing, stone cutting and rigging.

"The steeplejack often will work in highly elevated structures."

by Steeplejack September 1, 2009

red headed stepchild

With red hair being rare, a child born to non red headed parents was often assumed to be the child of an affair. Thus was treated badly, usually in the form of beatings.

I'll beat you like a red headed stepchild.

by Little Red Knitter January 28, 2009

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Step bro day

Your step bro becomes your boyfriend for a day

Step brooooo what are you doingggggg

Step bro day

by Ally wsg October 15, 2019

naughty step

A small seating area low to the ground, normally at the bottom of the stairs, where an individual must sit after he/she has conducted an inappropriate act or has been offensive in any other way.

1. "If you hit mummy in the eye again I'll put you on the naughty step!"

2. Michael got caught steeling from the cookie jar, so grandpa Joe had no other choice but to put him on the naughty step for the third time of the day.

by Kazzlid June 18, 2009

richmond crab apple quick step

A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.

Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step

by skrill monkey March 30, 2007