The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.

The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.

by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018

stoning the carnie

the act of sex

Last night me and my girl stoned the carnie til noon

by stone philips May 17, 2004

kidney stoning

The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.

"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"

"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."

by Dacooliodude January 8, 2012

Stowing

When you stretch the asshole and have another guy poo into it.

"can you open my asshole and do a massive mud in it cooney"

"i would like to stow with you"

stowing

by James Cooney July 25, 2006

Stowing home

chillin or relaxing at home

p1: WU ^2 2night
p2: stowing home no $flow to go out.
p1: that sux
p2: Tell me about it. I'm getting used to it. I need a samurai guy to teach me some skillz for the bills.

by Tru3asitWillget December 12, 2009

stopping a smile

When a hoe has a giant ass gap between her teeth.

Man Mariah stays stopping a smile. When she Sucks dick, it's like growing a hotdog down a hallway

by Pseudobully November 25, 2016

stoning someone

to throw stones at someone!

dude I really feel like stoning someone. maybe it should be that Luke kid we both hate!

by taybae:) June 5, 2016