Skinflute

A mans schlong, wang, dick, penis, pickle, aka, thrombone...which after his woman skillfully blows a magical tune on...rewards them both with some amount of juicy man creme.

Me; I couldn't believe my wife last night! Betty went nuts playing my Skinflute like we were honeymooners again...She was a wild woman! Buddy; She probably went shopping again and you're gonna die when you see the charges. Me; Yea, Betty can shop all she wants if she plays my Skinflute like that 3 times a week!. Buddy; Peggy already blows my Skinflute like a pro...Peggy would have to let me do her in the butt for no-limit shopping. Me; Hey, that's not a bad idea. Betty could blow my Skinflute and then let me do her bunghole. Thanks for the idea!

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by BigMonkey June 1, 2013

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stiff armed

To be denied by a member of the opposite sex during the process of macking.

Damn, Pete just got stiff armed by that death star... how embarrassing for him.

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Good thing Pete got stiff armed by that chick, because she's actually a dude. Pete, why are you upset about it?

by Total Penetration June 21, 2005

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stiff nipple

a word used to explain how cold it feels.

"Its a stiff nipple outside today."

by jesse fredrick March 25, 2006

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Seinfeld

Master of its domain: Television

Jerry Seinfeld: But are you still 'Master of your domain'?

Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!

George: I am 'King of the county'.

Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'.

Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'.

by heysupnm October 21, 2008

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Stiff One

Another word for a male erection or boner

Steve: You dude, have you seen that new girl group girlicious's new music video?

Dimitri: Yea man, I've seen it like 5 times and I've gotten a Stiff One every time.

by Dimitri G September 29, 2008

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