muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.

Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler

by Element114 January 29, 2015

Buffalo Staple

When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.

She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.

by The Buffalo Stapler September 6, 2016

joy staples

a type of coupon that hates playing the piano, or someone who really enjoys eating chicken while petting various chinchillas.

Hey is that a sweater or a Joy Staples?

Keep that Joy Staples away from the cows!

by thelittlelamb January 13, 2018

web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

Ball Stapler

"Busting my balls" said different. That's it. What were you expecting?

F1- "Kelly's such a ball stapler, she's constantly over my head asking me stuff

by Shin-- February 27, 2021

Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Redneck double snappleback

The action describing When you are having sex with a thick thot and you're about to cum, so you fake it by spitting on her back, when she then turns around, proceed to throat fuck and punch her in her ugly ass face, so sperm and blood squirts out her nostrils.

Damnnn i got a 10 year sentence after giving that child a Redneck double snappleback

by SLÆNGET February 21, 2020