love staple

A love staple is a love square except one set of people is not in love with each other.

Aaron hooked up with Dee who is in love with Jay who keeps texting Becca, but there's nothing going on with Aaron and Becca. It was a love staple!

by G-Mike P June 2, 2008

Gina Staples

an all around amazing person, that is normally smoking hot. in generally Gina Staples is the best person you will ever know.

" man.. i wish i was Gina Staples "

by Gina123456789 October 24, 2008

5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.

Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.

by ymscih December 16, 2008

stapling it up

Actions deriving from living in your grandma's basement for years and playing Quake III/Half Life 2. This activity tends to lead to pedophilia, alcoholism, baldness, unemployment, poverty and a whole range of social ineptitude.

"Dude, Chris got fired from his job driving a van. He's really stapling it up now."

by InfInIty13X October 20, 2007

Stappenstance

What is happening?
Short for 'What is the happenstance?"

Stappenstance?

Nada, just chillin'.

by Doubledown Tandino January 18, 2009

Staplehurst

A person with (if male) a large penis, (or if female) a total bitch.

Oh you can tell he's a Staplehurst.
Ye you can also tell that she's a Staplehurst, lets walk away before she sees us

by orkhive October 24, 2009

staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi

the definition of anything that you have lost and that you are trying to find.

after a big night being extremly off chops i was walking around my friends house looking in rooms and under stuff and they asked, what are you looking for? to which i replied, my staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi.
also can be and example of someone who has lost their shit e.g. mind, remote, phone

by CHUBBZ05 April 1, 2010