Sprinter Dater

A person that starts off dating at top speed before coming to a screaching hault.

Jane: Is Nick still dating that Bethany chick from last week?
Kelsey: No! He's dating Adriana.
Jane: What happened to Bethany?
Kelsey: We all know he's a sprinter dater.

by Swirl Inc. October 9, 2008

Sprinter ass

A round muscular ass on either a guy or a girl, similar to the ass as seen on a sprinter. The glutes are very well muscled in a sprinter ass.

"Dang! Did you see her booty? That's a fine sprinter ass!

by Boomerzoomer June 15, 2011

Sprinter

When it's cold as hell outside, but there's still shit on the trees.

Technically the Spring Equinox passed, but it's still cold, so we're in Sprinter.

by BulldogBill May 24, 2018

Sprinterfallmer

The new season weve adopted through global warming.

Fuck this stupid sprinterfallmer weather today! Lets go smoke crack indoors.

by TOMATO JONES123 November 6, 2018

Sprinter

Someone who moves through life quickly.

The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

dick sprinter

person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under

maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter

by rascist ass mother fucker July 7, 2012

Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.

I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.

by taxingtacos September 15, 2010