Spoon

1) something that is too big

2) something that is too ripe

3) something too sexy for one's shirt

1) My spoon is too big.

2) My spoon is too ripe.

3) My spoon is too sexy for my shirt.

by Billy Beeth December 07, 2003

spoon

someone who is compelety stupid

god ur a spoon

by babydunn October 28, 2003

spoon

an object used by ass wipes who cant use knives and forks!

the spoon is for your soup/ pudding ass wipe!!

by dinkle 78 August 04, 2003

spooning

a game played by teenagers, played with plastic spoons. someone pokes another person with a spoon and yells "i spooned you!"
can also be palyed with forks, but then is "forking".

kid- *pokes with spoon*
other kid- *cries* stop spooning me!

by emilyinsanity April 15, 2008

Spoon

The combination of the words Snow and Poon.

Paul-Did you get that spoon on the skii lift?
Ed- I sure did!
Paul- I sure wish I could get spoon like you with them dairyfarmers

by Spoon man420 March 16, 2010

Spoon

A dumbass or asshole. Basically someone who acts really dumb or doesn't think before they do shit.

"That girl is such a spoon, what's wrong with her?"

by Elmoisdope11 March 07, 2017

Spoon

Something to say when somebody looks hot.

Her: How do I look?
You: Girl you a spoon
Or
*Scrolling through Instagram*
*sees post of friend lookin cute*
*You comment 'spoon'*

by kingdomking June 10, 2018