Splantz

Splantz

A word to describe the wackness or how un-fly someone or something is.

Dat ting is completely splantz innit

by Joshreevephraseting April 25, 2011

splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

Splunt

to cum so much that blood is ejaculated from the penis instead of cum

i splunted your mum - i fucked your mum so much i came blood.
splunt all over your face.

by Orchard Lads November 3, 2008

Splonge

The word to solve anything.

What shall we do today?
Splonge.
What do you mean?
Splonge.
Whats 546x398?
Splonge.
What do you plan on doing with your life?
Splonge.
Do you like this pie?
Splonge.

by Splonge? December 8, 2006

splentastic

a mix betweeen splendid and fantastic...splentastic

guy 1:how are you....
guy 2:orgasmic...you?
guy 1:splentastic

by Chelsea Peters November 16, 2006

winter splinter

when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)

1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!

2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.

by BlackPanther415 March 4, 2009

shin splints

a lame excuse for being late to an important date

nick: "hey sorry im late i had to walk like five miles here with shin splints. im so exhausted and i hurt so bad!"

grace: "i dont care"

by lenamisery November 9, 2009