spliff

also known as joint. made with marajuana or canabis and roled in a rizla paper with tobacco so that it burns. with several variations, e.g. L plate and two skin.

pass me the j bitch

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

splodey

'in an exploding fashion', or 'lots of explosions'.

*big big netsplit happens/something goes horribly wrong in irc*
scorp: splodey.

by scorp August 23, 2004

Splock

The same thing as a spliff. A mixture of tobacco and marijuana, rolled into a perfect smoking ciggarette pleasure called a splock.

stoner 1: "ay man you got any tobacco?"

stoner 2: "jah mon"

stoner 1: "alright! now we can twist this splock"

by community_high_school January 11, 2010

SPLAF

Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

by 143267 December 28, 2009

Splifter

a really shit rollie that vaguely resembles a spliff in some sort of way.

a fucked up bifter

" i really want a splifter. do you want a splifter?"

by zcjvbrjh November 6, 2014

slofie

a dumbass word Apple is trying to trademark and only hillary clinton would use that sounds like some oral sex innuendo used in the bible belt
(slow motion selfie)

here's a slofie of me puking up my avocado on toast

by decffs September 19, 2019

Spaceman Spliff

A joint made with small hemp paper which doesn't get you high - it gets you spacey.

Whatup, I have a lecture in half an hour, let's go have a spaceman spliff to get just a little spacey.

I need a spaceman spliff to put me to bed.

by Spaceman1 October 4, 2010