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Splinter

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
by captchichi April 16, 2010
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Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.
by Jang Huen November 19, 2010
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spintart

(noun)
spin - may have a double meaning, as in spinster, and/or difficult, or moody woman, generally past thirty-five, who will place her own logic or, (spintelligence) on any given situation.
tart - may seem provocative and/or promiscuous, but this is a 'spin', or 'put on' because in fact, the exact opposite is true.

So, you have it, spintart.
"Give up because you'll never get anywhere with that wily spintart!"
by Shespirals June 15, 2006
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Split Condom

Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...
Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!

*Split Condom*

Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?

Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
by ACSL October 11, 2009
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piss split

when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy
" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"
by badboi87 April 26, 2007
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southend banana split

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.
by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014
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Springsteen split

The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch
That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.
by djslut October 1, 2005
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