splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
by captchichi April 16, 2010
Get the Splinter mug.Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.
Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
by Jang Huen November 19, 2010
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spin - may have a double meaning, as in spinster, and/or difficult, or moody woman, generally past thirty-five, who will place her own logic or, (spintelligence) on any given situation.
tart - may seem provocative and/or promiscuous, but this is a 'spin', or 'put on' because in fact, the exact opposite is true.
So, you have it, spintart.
spin - may have a double meaning, as in spinster, and/or difficult, or moody woman, generally past thirty-five, who will place her own logic or, (spintelligence) on any given situation.
tart - may seem provocative and/or promiscuous, but this is a 'spin', or 'put on' because in fact, the exact opposite is true.
So, you have it, spintart.
by Shespirals June 15, 2006
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*Split Condom*
Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?
Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
*Split Condom*
Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?
Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
by ACSL October 11, 2009
Get the Split Condom mug.when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy
by badboi87 April 26, 2007
Get the piss split mug.Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.
by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014
Get the southend banana split mug.The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch
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