spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo

stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game

by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013

Splat Trap

A subdued and less vagrant version of the widely used term "cum bucket", although they are not one in the same. The former denotes acceptance of volume while the latter indicates single serving.

While reserved mainly for those who consider themselves within the top tier of society, it is important to remember that Richard Gere did in fact snag himself a cum bucket and not a splat trap in Pretty Woman.

by Sir Kameron of the Chancellor January 17, 2015

Splat Tat

When a man ejaculates on his woman, outlines the mess with a pen or marker and the woman has the "splat" outline permanently tattooed onto her person. A Splat Tat is a sign of devotion. A commitment / relationship tattoo for the new generation. Couples can also use it in sex games. Perhaps the man can attempt to match the tattoos shape during future love sessions.

Susan has an open mind, but do you think she loves me enough to accept my splat tat.

by JJBidwell March 31, 2015

Splarsh

A dish primarily consisting of the byproduct in pumpkinseed oil.

Y'all got any Splarsh?

by Noah Spurbeck August 5, 2017

splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute

by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017

Spartanify

A call of duty player that keyboards and gets bullied at school even though he is homeschooled

oh my god I just got Spartanify’d

by Spartanify December 8, 2018

Splat Tat

When a man has a tattoo on their upper shoulder that men splat on

Dude that guy totally busted on my Splat Tat

by Dragonhawkthunder May 24, 2019