Slacker

One who drags their ass so far behind so as to secure themselves a place in history as a total loser.

> Have you met the new guy that moved into the neighborhood last month?
< Yes. I met him when he first arrived and so far he hasn't unpacked one box yet.
> Wow, that guy must be a total slacker.

by s0ckpuppet August 23, 2012

spacker

Spam on a cracker

Spam + Cracker = Spacker

Man...I'm so hungry I could eat 600 fucking spackers! :D

by Tommyg_99 May 14, 2006

spacker

(n.)

A person hailing from the island of Spack, in the Atlantic Ocean.

Across the room from me stood a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a Spacker.

by Bowl June 16, 2006

SLacker

A person who spends more time on SL (second life) than RL (Real Life).

Chuck is being evicted from his apartment because he spent his rent on "Chuck Island," his private Second Life island. What a SLacker!

by tchotchittytchotcheroony February 26, 2009

Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

3 men, one in Florida, one in Califronia, and the other in North Carolina, talking everyday at work, on companies time, on msn instant messenger.

Our motto: Join us!

I hereby then bring to order the first meeting of the "Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter."

by Shannon, Chris, Kevin April 8, 2004

spracker

moron, person of low intelligence and/or ridicule, idiot

She's such a spracker

by Death Monk May 7, 2003

spacker

when a spick and a cracker have babies they are called spackers

Joe: You see that hottie over there?
Harry: Which one?
Joe: the Spacker over there in the red shirt
Harry: o hell yeah she's fine. Bet shes got a spatch patch

by isaacrocksmysocks January 3, 2008