Snoover

A nasal aspirator; a snot hoover... sn - oover

Dude, my kid's nose was totally congested so we had to suck out the boogers with a snoover

by bogwone December 2, 2009

snooter

A generic term used to identify any form of feline from house cat to tiger and everything in between.

That snooter keeps purring.

by thepadman July 2, 2007

snooberdoodle

A human who in which can fly.

Oh My Look At That A Snooberdoodle, hes probably more airborne than my grandma.

by Kurstyn April 21, 2007

Snookered

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.

Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.

by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009

chinese snooker

A Chinese snooker is where the cue ball in a game of snooker rests just in the pocket with the pocket cushion preventing the player being able to get a clear shot at the object ball - thus creating a snooker but not in the conventional sense of being snookered behind other balls.

Ian got lucky, the white ball ended up in a Chinese snooker so I ended up losing the game

by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013

Snoozerville

Snoozerville is a place of restville sleep that is so good that you would have to have been there to recognize such a
euphoric state of relaxation.

"Now that the 11 o'clock news is over, it is time to go to Snoozerville so I can get up early in the morning".

by Robert T. Westbrook November 7, 2007

Snoozery

A lengthy conversation or email about something so boring it causes attention deficit disorder, and/or narcolepsy due to extreme disinterest.

Oh geez, that guy likes to tell me all the details of his boring work issues from start to finish - what a Snoozery !

by KeiraC March 29, 2009