Snail Clinch

A snail clinch is where you just got done having sex with your partner, and the female must clinch her vagina to keep the sperm from running out.

I just got done having sex and I had to Snail Clinch all the way to the restroom.

by Missladydeath April 27, 2019

snail snatcher

A slimy and undesirable person who is far too handsy.

"Did you hear he said you can just grab them by the pussy"
"Ugh, he is such a snail snatcher"

by IDrinkAndKnowThings August 4, 2023

snail lamp

The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date

Snail lamp my beloved

by notyourgf April 20, 2021

Snail years

The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)

Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year

Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year

by D3waffles October 27, 2021

Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.

Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.

by StinkStalker October 4, 2014

Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating

A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny

by 4Chump March 20, 2021