upper saddle river

Rich ass town in Bergen County. home of the spoiled rich kids who get everything they want, not from working for it, but just from the cash pouring out of their new york city working fathers. Styles range from, "ghetto", emo, prep, jappy, etc. Clothes consist of Juicy everything, lacoste, hollister, A&F, pac sun, band tees from Hot Topic, and pretty much a lot of designer crap. Every kid has atleast one coach bag or something of the type like douneyandburke, louie vuitton, chanel, dior, etc. Pretty much the most amazing town in the world. Where the best parties are thrown. underage drinking is the highlight of every weekend. There are a lot of sluts here but there all amazing and sweet and gorgeous so dont mess with them. We're willing to fight anyone who stereotypes us.. even though most of them are true dont do it.. not cool. We hate to be judged but whatever we love the attention. When you talk about us it doesnt upset us like u may think it does, its actually quite amusing because we know your just jealous. Driveways and garages here consist of Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Range Rovers, Ferraris, corvettes, Jeeps, etc.

GOTTA LOVE USR! REPRESENT!

random outoftownie 1: "omg upper saddle river girls are so slutty and spoiled"
random outoftownie 2: oh come on u know everyone from our town is just jealous
random outoftownie 1: yea thats true, i wish i was rich enough to live there.

by jord and mand January 1, 2007

swaddle

The waddle you get after having wonderful sex.

She swaddled over to the blockbuster -- bow legged.

by Sonia'SEX April 23, 2006

saddlehorn

Dildo bench. See also: Sybian.

Her lips have got a good hold on that saddlehorn and she's a-goin to town!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

cow saddle

The article of clothing a cow will wear while being ridden. It serves both functionally and stylishly. Cow saddles are rare and are sometimes even mistaken as being fictitious.

Check out Gertrude's new cow saddle, it looks good on her and now she can be ridden.

by Waldo Cunningham May 20, 2010

saddlebagging

Pornographic film genre involving busty nude women riding mechanical bulls. Saggy labias and breasts are usually preferred by the genre's devotees.

'Saddlebagging 3: The Battle of Bull Run' was a great erotic film!

by T-Trash Ho December 25, 2007

Blazing Saddle Bag

While the male partner engages in intercourse doggy style with the female partner, the male partner's scrotum, covered in icy-hot pain reliever, smacks the vagina of the female partner repeatedly, causing a "blazing sensation"

"With the sudden change in temperatures, Sara had a screaming orgasm when she was hit up with the blazing saddle bag"

by P Town May 1, 2006

SADDLE UP

To engage in sexual intercourse

Right luv lets saddle up !

by bb July 18, 2003