smurf

The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie

Yo! I got me a smurf man!

by louis October 22, 2001

smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"

"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"

by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008

smurfs

Police officers/Cops

Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)

Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.

by masongr March 20, 2016

The smurfs

The smurfs are Coloma convent girls school because of their blue ugly uniform

“Have you noticed how blue the Coloma girls uniforms are ?”
“Yeah they look like The smurfs”

by Cherry Tea June 12, 2019

Smurfing

The Act Of Sucking someones penis so much that it begins to turn blue

Oh yeah sarah was smurfing me all night.

by Yourafaggotlarry December 20, 2017

Smurfed

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.

You just got smurfed!

by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018

smurfing

an alternate form of 'talking;' specifically when you are romantically talking.

Me and Christine were smurfing and i don't know how serious it is or what she means by it.

by cutiemcdoodle October 16, 2010