hump-smack

A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.

Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.

Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.

Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.

by TheLovelySwampMonster March 30, 2010

flop smack

when you take off your flip flop and smack somebody in the face with it

shelby: daniel is soooo annoying.

ritchie: then just take off your shoe and flop smack him :D

by xXturndaxgurlXx June 5, 2010

bi-directional smack

The process of talking smack back and forth. E.g.- between colleagues.

Usually referenced when someone is willing to talk smack, but unable to take it...

Dustin does not adhere to the principle of bi-directional smack. He talks smack, but cannot take it. Therefor he is a hypocritical clown.

by Luc February 16, 2005

Smacka Cracka

An expression used when you smack someone of the caucasian ethnicity

Biff: I hate you Bill
Bill: (smacking Biff) BOOM! Smacka Cracka!

by Cracker Jay February 21, 2003

smack ass groovy

(1)something that is awesome on epic levels.
(2)someone or something that is sexy and cool.

meaning 1 example
Matt: hey Jordan check out that Ford Mustang.
Jordan: that is smack ass groovy.
meaning 2 example
Jordan:what do you think about that girl over there.
Matt: she is definitely smack ass groovy.

by TheSexyNinja December 14, 2010

smack rat

user of heroin.....

look at that smack rat...hahahahha

by kye May 30, 2004

cock smack

To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.

If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.

by Jimmy January 23, 2003