erewash smoothie

an ilkeston speciality: feaces, urine and cum is all placed into a blender with milk and breadcrumbs and given to girls after giving them anal.

dan and neil spitroasted harriet last night and gave that skanky ho an erewash smoothie she loved it!

by dan85 March 9, 2008

sour smoothie

when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.

"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"

by Jhon K November 1, 2017

puke smoothie

a smoothie made of vomit

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.

by meh July 4, 2006

red smoothie

A smoothie with a lil blood in it

“Hey man you shove that cup in the cows utter” “yeah man I got that red smoothie”

by Choaz_ssg July 25, 2020

The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Big Smoothie

A big smooth shaved dick.

Girl I can't wait to get him home and hop on his big smoothie.

by Big Smoothie1982 June 19, 2011

Dookie smoothie

Something is trash or wack.

Man that song was dookie smoothie.

by Queenmojo January 25, 2021