spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)

gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG

by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022

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Showcase the Salami

To show off the goods

I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.

by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012

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eat the salami

to eat a smelly vagina

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

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Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 24, 2021

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Salam Alaikum

Salam alaikum, the polite Arabic greeting means, Peace be upon you.

Salam Alaikum is used in arabic countries such as Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Iran, ect. It is also commonly used in non-arabic speaking countries such as India, Africa, South Asia and Eastern Europe.

Salam alaikum! How are you?

by Misscins December 10, 2010

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