SMFTD

Stands for Some Motivation For The Day
Gifs/pictures you send to your friends to get them through the longass school day

SMFTD: this gif of drake smiling should keep u happy until Christmas

by Puppiesarelikethebestthingever May 12, 2016

SMFTWB

swagmanforthewinbooooooooy

ur are a SMFTWB

by wdog dog June 7, 2016

smutbank

When your kid swears, he/she needs to put a quarter in the smutbank jar.

1. Thats it mister! For that muckymouth, you need to put a quarter in the smutbank.

by 81 comic series April 17, 2017

smytb

An acronym for 'Show me your tits, bitch'

TEXTING
Douche: smytb or gtfo
Girl: Fuck off you creep

by T H O T B A N N I S H E R July 11, 2017

ssftb

Sucky sucky for ten bucky

Damn Tyrone, I might have to ssftb;)

by Niggerfy October 31, 2017

smatbha

An interesting child that somehow cannot spell their name correctly

Hey smatbha

by Chickenislovechickenislife November 21, 2017

softball court

It is when two crack whores play hacki sack with there placentas and then which ever placenta drops first and dies is the looser

1:hey cinnamon wanna go play hacki sack with me

2:hey Celeste wanna go play softball court with me

by Bigdickhaver69 February 22, 2018