Spartan

A drinking game much like a centurion where the player must drink 300 shots in 300 minutes (one per minute). Any drink can be used but beer or similar percentage alcohol is advised. Whoever can finish without throwing up earns the title spartan, this title can stick with the player forever and be similar in stature to an O.B.E. The player can then add spartan as a suffix to their name eg(John Smith, Spartan).

Bob: Why did you miss lectures today?
Tim: I Did a Spartan last night
Bob: So your the cunt who drank my crate of beer!!
Tim: Thats no way to talk to a Spartan!
Bob: Sorry Tim

by fandango8 March 5, 2008

Spartans

National condom of Canada.

In America, we have Trojans.
In Canada, they have Spartans.

by ahhdammit November 11, 2010

smartassidness

The act of being a smartass. To have a smartass remark to everything.

I was talking to Red today but her smartassidness made it near impossible!

by dameppers October 21, 2009

SmartAss-Like

When perusing someone's facebook and you like someone's wallpost, comment, status, or etc. just to make them mad because it's obviously something you don't like.

My girlfriend left me for another guy, so when she changed her relationship status I definitely used a SmartAss-Like on that shit.

by TheOriginalSmartAss April 3, 2011

Smartasshole

Someone who uses their vast knowledge to piss people off.

Mike: Did you know that (insert annoying fact here)?
John: No, and I don't care. Your such a smartasshole.

by psudoe August 4, 2012

Smartassia

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.

I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.

by brandaz888 June 6, 2013

Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013