said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.

by adaptojen May 1, 2013

That's what Mario Little said!

A variant of that's what she said Referring to the University of Kansas basketball player,Mario Little who is/was suspended for assaulting his girlfriend among many others. Used when someone says something violent or abrasive

Person 1: I'm going to beat the crap out of you!
Person 2: That's what Mario Little said!
Person 1: ha ha ha.

by mickeythemouse December 23, 2010

that said

1) idiomatic redundancy intended to emphasize what the speaker has just spoken while having the opposite effect by diminishing the relevance of their discourse by multiples of the numbler of times it is invoked.
2) verbal tic which indicates the speaker isn't listening to their own blather
3) nonsensical space filler; lesser variant of "uh" or "um"
4) verbal equivalent of checking one's nails

i empowered my client by suggesting the pricepoint they argued would be impactful to the sale of their home. that said, oh- look, a garbage truck.

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

That's what Jeeves said

a proper response to any sort of homoerotic reference or innuendo

Person 1: I don't like it from the top, I like it from the back.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

Person 1: This is gonna be so long and hard.
Person 2: That's what Jeeves said

etc.

by 2410 April 27, 2008

momma said fuck you up

Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.

Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit

by pie_fucker November 9, 2009

Suhayb said

Almond joy

Samuel sterns • sun roof

British

Butterfinger alien
Massive forehead

Suhayb said has a massive Nit in his head.

by Ashton Harmon September 18, 2019

tell your man i said boo

this is usually said by a cheating partner as an inside joke to the person he or she is cheating with. it is meant as a joke about popping up and saying boo to the cheating partner's significant other, which obviously can't be done.

"tell your man i said boo. when are you going to leave his broke ass for good so we don't have to sneak around anymore?"

by justin8239 February 16, 2009