muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011

wuggle snuggle

A "Wuggle Snuggle" is a term used to describe a person (usually a girl) of adorable emotional sweetness and affection. Their personality is so charming that it is capable of disarming even the hardiest of hearts, overpowering our romantic nature and exposing our own senses of desire and vulnerability at the sight of such endearing cuteness.

You could be watching a Romantic Comedy in the cinema and you witness the lead character do something intensely vulnerable or cute; such as waiting in the rain outside someone's door all day to give them a gift of incredible sentimental resonance. When we see this character in all their vulnerability, we fall in love with them just as the romantic interest (or co-star) does in the film. The audience might react by curling their toes, put their hands up to their face, or by muttering; "aw that's so cute! She is such a wuggle snuggle." We desperately want to reach out and hug the character too, but we can't, because it's just a film. Instead we might hug a cushion on the sofa, whimper into a tissue, or embrace the person next to us in the cinema.

by UltanCourtney July 20, 2014

Smeg Smuggler

A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.

You are a smeg smuggler.

by BigDizzle & Chevron July 27, 2017

Breast Smuggler

A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.

Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Cuddle-snuggle

An action, to cuddle snuggle. A mix between a cuddle and a snuggle. Something that your girlfriend might yell out as soon as she sees you, then she proceeds to jump on you and attack you with love.

Cuddle-snuggle - My girlfriend latched onto me and demanded that we cuddle snuggle until we wake up.
To cuddle
To snuggle

by Disgruntled boyfriend February 25, 2021

Snuggle Whore

noun. 1. A woman (or man) who nestles with numerous partners.

"Oh my god, Kat is such a snuggle whore!"

by Alison G October 11, 2006

Potato Smuggler

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.

"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."

by RichardT January 31, 2008