slaviken

A massive lolcow who can't even decide what to LARP as. Avoid him at all costs, because talking to him is always a headache.

Person 1: "Apparently Slaviken's changed religion for the 9th time this month."
Person 2: "Old news, it's now 11."

by chudpol_conniseur January 7, 2024

slavion

Slavion is boy who loves basketball and eating fried chicken, watermelon and bugs. He also like to drink grape flavored drinks like koolaid. He also looks and acts like a monkey.

Slavion is a monkey

by TheSlayer19 January 11, 2024

Slavin

Ugly unliked slut

Ur mom fucked a Slavin last night

by Coolguy rocket league November 22, 2023

Satvik

satvik is the kind of person who only cares for themselves. but would take good care of u while making out. he is the sweetest guy when it comes to his benefits. as soon as his work is done u are out of his life. do not date a guy named satvik if u care about ur sanity. but if you like to go for the most emotional ride in your life go for it.

oh how i much i loved Satvik, he is a jerk

by notmeistg December 2, 2023

Satvir

She’s that girl. She shows up to school with a Tesla and is wearing Dior perfume. She’s so nice and very funny. She’s the best person to go get coffee with and gossip. Everyone needs a Satvir in their life because she’s just amazing.

“Hey do you know that one girl Satvir?”

“Omg yess!!! I get taco bell with her all the time!!”

by thatgirlbae11 December 9, 2023

Satvik Repaka

Satvik is so kind and a great friend. Until he gets drunk. He suddenly starts yelling “shut the fuck up” to everyone and insists that Jalen Brunson is his boy. But it’s ok because he blacks out and basically it never happened. Also he’s known as “Slavevik” to his guests.

Man1: “Yo Satvik Repaka is the best!”
Man:2 “I know he’s boys with Jalen Brunson”
Man1: “Damn he blacked out again. Wanna draw a dick on his face?”
Man2: “Hell yeah!”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Slavic

An epiphet for Olo Langowski's mum's vulva.

Boy: I sucked on the slavic yesterday, it was great!

by OloLangowski March 18, 2024