Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

Snitching

Stealing, according to the BFG. For example, taking fruit that is not yours is snitching, as is kidnapping people.

I is a very honourable giant! I does not go snitching things!
You snitched me!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 16, 2024

Skelching

the action of pinning shut your anus shut with any amount of safety pins.

Some of my hobbies include swimming, bowling, and skelching!

by Coi A. jordan April 2, 2024

Skenthing

Skenthing is a ancient practice of pelvic floor exercise that out dates the roman empire. It involves insertion of objects into the gorilla grip and performing a ritualistic dance. This dance involves switching back and forth between vigorous star jumps and peaceful tai chi movements. This practice is often passed down from mother to daughter in the early years of teenage-hood.

The purpose of skenthing is to maintain the ushy gushy-ness of someones vagina.

Maddy: Will you go out with me on Friday at 10:00am?

Brodie: I can't, I have my skenthing session booked in with mom and nicky then :'(

by clubremy April 3, 2024

Skinding

The action of sucking the mixture of cum and diarrhea out of someone’s anus using a straw after anal sex.

I was skinding with my partner after we had intercourse.

by Johnson7481 October 14, 2024

Skinning a Turd

You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.

I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....

by Lordlucan November 28, 2024

Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant

I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.

by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025