fuck me sideways in church

a phrase used when agitated.

like a more frustrated version of fuck me sideways.

Alec Daugherty: I would date you, but I fear my girlfriend might get mad.

Ashley Gregg: Well fuck me sideways in church!

by braglesnarples August 1, 2010

Fucking Sideways

When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.

Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.

by Orato Ashimoro October 2, 2016

Lazy Sideways

A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese

Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.

by Naturecamper June 7, 2018

chumble me sideways

The act of chumbling your lover is an extremely dangerous position. ie. fillatio in a tiny ass canoe

i just paid rock dollahs to get that jiggaboo to chumble me sideways

by Jorge Busch October 15, 2008

turd stuck sideways

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.

Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.

by vanco April 14, 2009

Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

sideways fillit o fish

to have an ugly ass outie vagina that has not been washed in two weeks. smelling some what like a fig!

i had sex with belle last night she was all the way into me! she would have been one hell of a mad root but she had the biggest, wettest sideways fillit o fish i have ever seen! it was a bit figgy!

by woot woot xoxo January 11, 2009