Sympathy Card

A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.

Honey, that loser Shawn sent us a Christmas card again, I guess we should send him a Sympathy Card.

by Wuzanuke December 31, 2008

sympathy

to like somebody

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Simp-athy

The feeling of sadness and disappointment a redpill man has as he helplessly watches a bluepill man get cucked.

I was working at the bar last night and served a guy who bought a ton of drinks for a girl just for her to leave with a different guy. I felt a lot of Simp-athy for him.

by Redpill Pastor May 12, 2019

Simpathetic

A writing trope where a scorned lover is supposed to be sympathetic to the audience, but comes off as a Simp.

F. Scott: Gatsby is a disillusion lover
Audience reading the book: So, he is Simpathetic?

by Pineappleman684 September 8, 2020

Sympathy fucked

To have someone place you in a bad situation immediately after they have expressed sympathy for your circumstances.

They said to me, "Now Paul, I know you're going to starve if we sack you, but unfortunately the budget won't allow for us to keep you." I sure got sympathy fucked.

by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008

sympathy train

Someone who will just run you over with shit trying to get sympathy. See also attention whore and drama queen

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear about Kelly?
Girl 2: I don't pay attention. She's such a sympathy train.

by J-Verc February 20, 2009

Sympathy Trumpet

The colours people see when playing instruments such as trumpets.

"I see red lines and blue dots when playing my sympathy trumpet"

by Not Timothy May 9, 2013