James Mays Inconspicuous Shed 

The shed James May built in Top Gear Ground Force and subsequently destroyed by Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond

Richard: Hey did you see Top Gear Ground Force?
Jeremy: I did, I loved James Mays Inconspicuous Shed

James Mays Inconspicuous Shed by anonymous September 5, 2021

shredded 

means well defined muscles especially in the arms and abs

man he must lift and run all day cuz hes shredded.

shredded by DK September 23, 2004

Shredder Pecker 

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"

Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!

Shredder Pecker by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

Constitution Shredders 

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

Constitution Shredders by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010

paper shredder 

the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.

wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.

paper shredder by kc512 February 20, 2010

shreditation

The act of clearing ones mind through shredding the gnar brah. Sometimes done with headphones or after a fresh Mary Jane head change, you feel me?

I can’t meet your parents today, I have a shreditation session up at Keystone.

shreditation by Leroybrownthewizard December 2, 2018

cock shredder 

getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.

Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!

cock shredder by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010