Shovel Mouth

Where a person has a tendancy to 'dig a hole' every time they speak, and continue to do so on a particular subject.

"Everything he said made him sound more and more convincingly gay. He had a serious case of shovel mouth!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

Shovel Dick

When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.

Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.

by Captain Nipply February 26, 2009

shovel ready

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.

The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"

by TCJohnson March 7, 2009

shovel face

A very ugly critter looks almost as it has been beaten in the face with a shovel continuously. Usually found terrorizing inncoent souls in her presence, resides in 629 horan hall. Do not attempt to make contact, it may seem harmless but the screech of its voice can make even the stongest man cry.

Sean:Hey Kara did you see that hidious girl yesterday?
Kara:Uhh yeah, she was a complete shovel face.

by Ruskiez November 25, 2007

Shovel Dick

The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck

The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.

by Tripod36 August 1, 2008

spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.

shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel

by wistler212 April 14, 2010

Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.

1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.

by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010